We joined a kickball league! That means mommy and daddy get to go to the softball fields, drink the beer, and kick the balls with me in tow on Wednesday nights. I have dubbed myself the official Law & Order: Special Kickball Unit Mascot.
This is a particularly special moment in my life caught on film because you can see my new stuffy creeping in on the left, Eli-Phant. Eli is my favorite because aunti Jen gave him to me. I haven't even ripped his eyeballs out or performed an opawation on him or anything yet. I just carry him around and chew on his little tuft of hair and his trunk.
Jen, Jerridd, and I have all sorts of fun together. Look at our goofy mugs!
Notice that there aren't any pictures of the actual game, the balls, any other teammates? Nothing! This, however, is a prime example of the kind of debauchery I am subjected to at these alleged kickball games (dog, I love the beer).
There aren't any pictures of my mommy and me because she's the one always taking pictures. But here's one of my dad and me with matching smiles.