I don't even know where to begin. This weekend was craaazy!
Grandma came over on Friday afternoon and scooped me up and took me home with her. She said something about mommy and daddy needing mommy and daddy time or something like that. Like I care! I got to spend time with my BFF Jakey and my grandma and grandpa, so whatever they did, I actually think I had the better night.
Saturday mommy and daddy picked me up and took me home for lots of kisses and cuddles. Then auntie Nen came over and fed me champers!
Just kidding. She didn't let me have any but I tried my hardest. If I seem a little disappointed in the next picture, that's why. Womp wooomp!
This was supposed to demonstrate our family bond but all I really cared about in that moment was getting to the wine. Mommy says Just Say No to under-aged pug drinking.
To make it up to me on Sunday mom and dad took me to PUG PLAYTIME! Wooo! There were something like 60 bajillion dogs there.
First I surveyed the scene.
Then I sniffed out the nearest humans under 12 and POUNCED. I love kids!
And then the most exciting thing ever happened! I met my brother! Or cousin! Or some other kind of family member! Mommy and the nice lady found out that she got my brother/cuz, Yoshi from the same dairy farm and we think we have the same parents. And the weirdest thing of all is that mommy and daddy almost named me Yoshi. Strange...
He ain't heavy, he's my brother! Am I really going to get that big?
I ended up falling asleep on my mommy's shoulder at the pug meetup while a lady told her how bad my vet is (so I guess we'll be looking for another one). It was so fun to meet dogs like me!
And then the cherry on my Sundae (Sunday):
We went BACK to grandma's! Unfortunately meanie Trigger came out to play. You can even see it in his eyes.
Okay so Trigger is not really a meanie BUT he's not very gentle either. He got me so excited that I hurt my little leg and cried about it. I'm feeling much better today. But still. Also check out those nostrils. Some people looooove to flaunt what they've got and rub in the fact that I do not have nostrils. Thanks, Trigs. Thanks a lot.
I am not amused.