STOLEN!

Mom doesn't feel like helping out with my long story about the lake this morning but she doesn't mind helping me post pictures of it, so she made me STEAL this Meme from my buddy Jemima Jones.

1.Your age?
I turned 10 weeks yesterday!
2. Your age when came to live with your people?
I was a wee pup of seven weeks.
3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now?
I loathe my collar, but it is red (of course).
4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with?
GRANDMA! Or aunti Maui. Or aunti Nen. Or Jakey (the doggy person), or... too many to choose from. I really like people!
5. How much do you weigh?
Mommy guesses about 4 or 5 pounds because a couple weeks ago I was 3.5 at the vet and I have grown a lot since then.
6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up?
I haven't gotten to the 'spensive stuff yet. Most of the things I chew are pretty inexpensive themselves, but could be dangerously expensive once ingested (like plugged in electrical cords, the rug, metal objects, mommy's toes).
7. Do you like other Dogs?
The bigger the better!
8. Who is your best non-human friend?
Jakey, even though we're on the outs right now.
9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls?
Mini minty flavored tennis balls.
10. Do you like to be brushed?
I don't seem to hate it, but I'm not sure I dig it.
11. Peanut Butter or Cheese?
CHEESE!
12. Do your people cut your toenails?
Yes, and it's not my favorite game.
13. Any formal education?
Not yet, mommy keeps saying "next paycheck!"
14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny?
OMD energizer bunny!
15. Five nicknames your people call you.
Booty, Pootie, SukiDuki, Duki, Little Lady
16. What is your best trick?
Mommy says Sit is my only trick, but I like to think the one where I bark until I get my way is my best trick.
17. Do you like kitties?
I don't know, mom says they make you sneeze, and other than that I have heard mixed reviews.
18. What did you have for breakfast?
A mix of wet and dry food, delish!
19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)?
No kills yet, but I stalk mommy's toes all the time.
20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.?.
About two weeks ago for a check-up, and I am due next week to be poked again.
21. Where do you sleep at night?
In my red bucket bed with a frozen water bottle and, most importantly, with my best friend/mortal enemy, the pink loofa dog.
22. Do you like to swim?
I'm not sure but I do know that I. HATE. BATH. TIME.
23. Can you make puppies?
No, mommy says "perish the thought!" because I am tooooo young!
24. Your favorite place to visit?
Grandma and grandpa's house.
25. Do you give kisses?
Yes, but only when I want to.
26. Can you potty on command?
Yes sometimes, but only on accident. I also potty when I am being commanded to "NONONONO STOP Suki Su!"
27. To Cuz or not to Cuz?
I have NO idea what this means, but if it's a delicious treat or chewable toy, I am sure the answer is CUZ.

(This is me totally POOPED after the lake)