A big giant update.

I had a really exciting week. I suppose I should post about it in order. First I went to a pug meet-up, where I was mostly annoyed with all the other pugs.
There I am with ears back and tail about to descend. I wasn't really in the mood to socialize. Mom and dad said I was being a trouble maker because a few times I decided to tuck tail and run in big circles around the place, about a dozen pugs would chase me, and it caused all sorts of puppy pandemonium. It was like a little pug-cyclone. Ha-ha!
Later that night mom and dad had a get together at grandma and grandpa's house (they were vacationing in San Francisco). I got to see some of my most favorite humans like Aunti Kim!
After the party with Aunti Kim, Nen and Maui, I had a pretty normal week. That is until I met my neighbor Ike after many months of pee-mailing all over Summit Avenue! OMD is he handsome or what? (No worries Pedro, you're still my main pup).
Ike's mom and dad are awesome because they fed my mom and dad and me pizza and beer, which are pretty much the best foods ever. Ike wasn't feeling overly sociable but I would say that we kind of bonded over our love of pizza crusts and treatables. But then his mom gave my mom these terrible torture devices:
They are called "BOOTIES" and I think they are appropriately named because they are BOOTY. They make me do the high-step and look ridiculous! This is about as close as Ike and I got all night and here he is sympathizing with me on the whole clothes thing.
Ike's mom also gave me this coat which I do like so THANK YOU, Ike's mom!
I know this is a really long blog posting but I got a couple more giftables so let me tell you about them quickly. After the booty-abuse mom and dad felt bad so they went to Bone Adventure and brought home a pig snoutable, a delicious knee cap and a pizzle! Mmm. That snout may have been more delectable than beer, even. Maybe.
And finally! Drumroll please... Daddy picked up that mysterious package from the post office! It was a super cool pug calendar from Ms. Jemima Jones and her mom!
I was super tired from my exciting week so I made dad unwrap it and bring it to me so I could investigate from the comfort of my kennel. Oh boy, I am dreaming of spring when I will have warm weather acceptable for outdoor pooping like this pug. Thanks, Jemima! My mom and dad and I love it and mom says she's going to hang it up at work. She's known there as the crazy pug lady. Whatever!